DISQUS

Is There Food?: Jason Who?

  • Mark H Wilkinson · 2 years ago
    And if it were a choice between Statham and Hasselhoff?
  • Dan · 2 years ago
    That's a difficult one.

    Would Der Hoff insist on attaching a red LED to the front of the Tardis? And reprogram his beloved time machine so it spoke to him with the voice of a slightly camp Englishman?

    Thinking about it, watching slow-mo Cybermen running down a beach wouldn't be far from the carefully choreographed hilarity of previous episodes. Maybe they could remake the dreadful Cyberwoman Torchwood episode with Pamela Anderson...?
  • Gary · 2 years ago
    Surely someone can't have taken the Transporter films seriously. Apparently a friend of mine is sort of related to Jason Statham and when he was dating Kelly Brook he made up a great rumour that they would have their wedding reception at our local pub!

    The again my friends tend to be 'bullshitters' to say the least. Another friend tried to convince me when I was at school that his Uncle had a jet pack.
  • Andy · 2 years ago
    He'd be an ideal Doctor. More guns, more fights and can you imagine the Tardis chases leaving a bunch of French-like aliens in his wake?

    Bring it on!