DISQUS

Is There Food?: Building PCs and Ritual Bloodletting

  • Captain Literal · 2 years ago
    Dan,

    I don't think I've ever worked on a computer without getting blood on it at some time or another! I like to think of it as DNA marking my builds and given how many build I've done that a lot of my DNA out there :)

    Glad to sdee you're use teh AC case - I really like mine as you know. You'll have to let us know the rest of the system spec - CPU, RAM, graphics, HDD etc.

    Mark
  • The Monkey · 2 years ago
    Surely this would be far easier if you used, say, chicken blood? Or maybe the blood from an ox? Certainly less painful (unless the ox kicks you of course) and means that you're not whittling away bits of your own body. Don't forget that you can't grow a finger back once it's gone!
  • Andy · 2 years ago
    I'm sure these things should be BANNED if they create a DANGER to Society.

    We can't have people going around bleeding all over the place!

    Did you report the incident? Was there a Risk Assessment in place?

    How can you be so relaxed about this? You could have lost an ARM!!!!

    Honestly, you'll be trying to play conkers next and that is just DEADLY!
  • Ashleigh · 2 years ago
    If there aint blood in the case, it's not a pc, simple as that ;)

    Oh and from having no overtime, I've just clocked up a 25 hour shift on a saturday/sunday..........

    The boss aint gonna like that (yipee)....
  • Dan · 2 years ago
    Captain - I never thought of that; DNA coding your machine is a great idea. Imagine if it got nicked "yep, that's mine officer, that's a piece of my lower intestine right there."

    Monkey - Has to be human, has to come from the owner of the PC. I don't make the rules.

    Andy - Computers are, without doubt, a menace.

    Ashleigh - Nice work :)
  • Andy · 2 years ago
    Having seen how Nepal airlines fixed their plane problems, I wonder if there may be something in this blood letting idea.

    Sacrificing things to fix computers could be a way forward.

    Maybe a small cut for a phone or i-Pod. Broken arm for a desktop. Black eye for a monitor.

    You could even sacrifice a virgin or three for an impressive server of piece of kit ....